{"product_id":"not-an-influencer-koozie","title":"Not An Influencer Koozie","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"68\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"66\"\u003eNot an Influencer Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"68\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"66\"\u003eBy Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eHere at Luckless Outfitters, we’re not here to sugarcoat anything unless it’s the rim of a drink. The \u003cem data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"195\"\u003e“Not an Influencer”\u003c\/em\u003e koozie is our tongue-in-cheek tribute to everyone who’s just out here living life, posting chaos, and calling it content. It’s bold, hilarious, and just the right kind of brutally honest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"748\"\u003eWe designed this koozie for the ones who can laugh at themselves and the world around them. It’s perfect for backyard hangouts, lake weekends, and those moments when your friends start filming “for the vibe.” The bold text hits harder than your morning coffee, and the classic Luckless logo reminds everyone that you’ve got humor, confidence, and zero filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eMade from high-quality neoprene, this koozie keeps your drink cold while you stir the pot. It fits cans, bottles, and just about any beverage that helps you survive a social event. It’s built tough, easy to clean, and guaranteed to outlast most online trends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003eWe tested it in real-life conditions; BBQs, boat days, and one influencer meetup where it definitely stole the spotlight. The results were unanimous: laughter, side-eyes, and at least three people asking where to buy one. Mission accomplished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003eAt Luckless Outfitters, we make gear for the bold, the sarcastic, and the ones who say what everyone else is thinking. This koozie isn’t just a drink holder, it’s a statement piece. It’s your way of saying you’re not chasing likes, you’re chasing a good time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1747\"\u003eAvailable in black and pink, this koozie looks as good as it feels. Whether you’re sipping something strong or just trying to survive another “content day,” it’s here to keep your drink cold and your sense of humor alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"2024\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIn short, the \u003cem data-start=\"1763\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003e“Not an Influencer”\u003c\/em\u003e koozie is for the real ones; the people who keep it authentic, laugh loud, and couldn’t care less about filters or hashtags. Grab one, crack one open, and let everyone know that you’re not here to influence. You’re here to enjoy yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luckless Outfitters","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Single Koozie","offer_id":47916298895517,"sku":"Koozie - Not an Influencer - Black \/ Black Print - Single Koozie","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Three Pack","offer_id":47916298928285,"sku":"Koozie - Not an Influencer - Black \/ Black Print - Three Pack","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Pink \/ Single Koozie","offer_id":47916298961053,"sku":"Koozie - Not an Influencer - Neon Pink \/ White Print - Single Koozie","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Pink \/ Three Pack","offer_id":47916298993821,"sku":"Koozie - Not an Influencer - Neon Pink \/ White Print - Three Pack","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/6867\/5997\/files\/NotAnInfluencerKoozie-05.jpg?v=1780507715","url":"https:\/\/shopwithnovacart.com\/es\/products\/not-an-influencer-koozie","provider":"NovaCart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}