Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board

Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board

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Finally, a governing body we actually trust. This engraved wooden cutting board comes officially stamped “Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration,” which is less about rules and more about results. If it tastes good, it passes inspection. No paperwork required.

Crafted from rich walnut or smooth maple, this board brings equal parts function and personality. It’s sturdy enough for daily chopping but charming enough to live on your counter like it pays rent. The engraved seal adds that “yes, I know what I’m doing” energy, whether you’re slicing limes, assembling snacks, or pretending your weeknight dinner is a cooking show.

Choose your shape depending on your vibe: practical handle slot for easy grab-and-go, or a paddle style that says “this cheese board has opinions.” Either way, it’s built to last, age beautifully, and quietly judge bland food.

Production & Shipping Notice (POD)
This product is made to order just for you. Production times may vary slightly, which helps reduce overproduction and keeps things intentional.

Care Instructions
Hand wash only. Treat it like a cast iron skillet with boundaries.

  Paddle / 13.5" x 7" Rectangle / 9" x 6" Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6" Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7"
Length, in 13.50 9.00 9.00 13.50
Width, in 7.00 6.00 6.00 7.00
Thickness, in 0.75 0.50 0.37 0.50

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Paddle / 13.5" x 7" / Maple26680581288909161836
Paddle / 13.5" x 7" / Maple26680581288909161836
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Paddle / 13.5" x 7" / Walnut29391532432620409466
Paddle / 13.5" x 7" / Walnut29391532432620409466
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Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7" / Maple28842453749943733763
Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7" / Maple28842453749943733763
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$68.25
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$59.16/ea
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Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7" / Walnut29419200731365660735
Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7" / Walnut29419200731365660735
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Rectangle / 9" x 6" / Maple20824194158698040164
Rectangle / 9" x 6" / Maple20824194158698040164
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$49.25
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Rectangle / 9" x 6" / Walnut22737937613169200164
Rectangle / 9" x 6" / Walnut22737937613169200164
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Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6" / Maple10007338674218053619
Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6" / Maple10007338674218053619
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$53.50
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$39.16/ea
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Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6" / Walnut11041822193694255958
Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6" / Walnut11041822193694255958
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$53.50
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