Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs

This hat has a title. It just doesn’t use it.

Marked with the official-ish seal of the Department of Tides & Tan Lines, this low-profile cap gives off strong “I oversee nothing, and I’m thriving” energy. The clean circular emblem says coastal authority while the relaxed fit says please don’t ask me to be in charge of anything.

Soft cotton twill keeps it easy and breathable, like it’s been your favorite hat for years even if you just put it on. The unstructured crown settles in without argument, and the adjustable strap handles the details so you don’t have to.

Throw it on for beach walks, errands, or any situation where you’d like to look mildly official but completely unavailable.

Why You’ll Love It

• Subtle seal design with strong “appointed but absent” energy
• Relaxed, broken-in feel from day one
• Lightweight and breathable for sun-heavy days
• Adjustable fit because commitment is optional
• Pairs well with doing less

Product Features

• 100% cotton twill for soft, durable wear
• Unstructured, low-profile crown for a relaxed fit
• Reinforced inner seams with cotton ribbon
• Adjustable Velcro® closure for easy sizing
• Smooth fabric for crisp, lasting print detail

Care Instructions

Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
Use a soft brush for stubborn spots.
Do not overthink it.